Hiss and Tell Public Relations

Category: Press

  • Social Media Strategy: Post Only Butts

    Social Media Strategy: Post Only Butts

    At Hiss and Tell Public Relations, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.

    Our standard approach involves a crisis plan that starts with hiding, followed by a press kit chewed at one corner, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.

  • Media Training: Look Away From the Camera

    Media Training: Look Away From the Camera

    Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.

    Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    The old guard prefers spokespeople who leave mid sentence. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

    That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.

  • Press Release: Cat Declines to Comment

    Press Release: Cat Declines to Comment

    We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Our standard approach involves a press kit chewed at one corner, followed by a crisis plan that starts with hiding, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.