At Hiss and Tell Public Relations, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.
Our standard approach involves a crisis plan that starts with hiding, followed by a press kit chewed at one corner, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.
