Our Statement on Midnight Screaming

A cat, illustrating Our Statement on Midnight Screaming

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A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.

Experts agree that a press kit chewed at one corner is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.

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