At Hiss and Tell Public Relations, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
The old guard prefers spokespeople who leave mid sentence. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.
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